Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth at a press line for the movie “Avengers: Age of Ultron” during SDCC 2014 (credit: x)
Chris Pratt told me that if the Guardians could team up with the Avengers he would pick Captain America. Who would you like to team up with?
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.
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"fake gamer girl"
because i would totally spend 60 bucks on something i don’t want just so i can impress a boy and his penis
You’re in love with him, and he’s in love with you, and it’s like a goddamn tragedy, because you look at him and see the stars, and he looks at you and sees the sun. And you both think the other is just looking at the ground.
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